Goat Knockers

I post things I like, personal things and just whatever. Chemical Engineering student at The Ohio State University. Jana btw :)

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

(via im-from-another-planet)

If you know me IRL, you better thank your silly darn tootin lucky stars that you have access to my tumblr, cuz I post some weird shit and you get to see the true me. Also, I would be mortified if people I knew saw some of this stuff..

voidsexts:

sext: i head to the bedroom to slip into something more comfortable and return wearing the black skin of a goat. you squirm and moan approvingly from the pentagram etched on the living room floor

(via whiskey-cupcakes)

worsethanmyotherblog:

Keep an eye on this one.

Im sorry guys.. this was too weird/funny to not reblog..

worsethanmyotherblog:

Keep an eye on this one.

Im sorry guys.. this was too weird/funny to not reblog..

(via thepoopboy)

eineblassewascherin:

some quick sketches from my new masterpiece

(via im-from-another-planet)

Zelda fo LYFE!

Zelda fo LYFE!

(via constantly-in-between)

Well my plan to go to RenFest with my gurl was thwarted by my bank account. I’m kind of sad because I wanted to have my cards read as my love life has kind of been helter skelter as of late. I feel proud of myself though because I made a mature choice to save money and I remembered that I have my own set of cards and read them myself. I performed a simple celtic cross reading focusing on my love life in the coming 3-6 months and I’m really glad I did. It may not have been what I wanted but I think it really grounded me and made me realize that I need to focus on my long term goals and have confidence in myself, learn to deal with rejection in my current situation and I’ll be golden! I feel a sense of closure on the mess I have found myself in with the person I was “seeing” that trying to talk to them wasn’t accomplishing. Yay.