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I post things I like, personal things and just whatever. Chemical Engineering student at The Ohio State University. Jana btw :)




when you masturbate twice on the same day


When you finger yourself while masturbating


when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs



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Greatest porn intro ever

that’s some great acting

tears are actually falling from my eyes

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Campus police at more than 100 colleges and universities are taking advantage of the Pentagon’s 1033 program, which gives surplus military equipment and weapons to local police departments.

For example, last year the Ohio State University acquired a Mine-Resistant Ambush-Protected (MRAP) vehicle — a vehicle designed to withstand IED attacks and looks to the civilian eye like a cross between a tank and a Humvee — for campus use. When questioned, the university repeatedly avoided explaining why an MRAP was needed by campus security.

OSU is not alone in militarizing campus police. The University of Maryland, Morgan State University, and Coppin State University received assault rifles, “riot type” shotguns, and armored vehicles from the 1033 program. Florida State has an Army Humvee, and Florida International University has military rifles.

View the full list of police departments, including campus police, which have participated in the 1033 program here.

 - - Bonnie Kristian

We have an MRAP? This is news to me…

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I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms.


Omg what movie is this

Mmm mark ruffalo

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I can’t stop watching this

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Update: No one else knew how to do it either and the TA’s gave bullshit explanations during office hours. I feel better.

Im so frustrated I want to cry. I feel stupid and Idk how I’m going to graduate college. This seemingly easy problem is so impossible to solve! I can’t even figure out how to write this stupid concentration in respect to time. I’m getting so frustrated and I actually want to cry. I went on Chegg to see if someone asked the same/a similar question and lo and behold! 2 people did, but the answers are all different and make no sense! I’m so angry right now. I just want to do well and learn, but when the homework isn’t related to lesson or anything we did in class, how am I supposed to.. What does a chemical spill have to do with thermodynamics!?!? There is no transfer of energy or heat in benzene evaporating to a steady state concentration. Which, I don’t even see how there could be a steady state concentration when the room has a ventilation rate as well. If both rates are different, there will be no point at which the concentration of benzene in the room is unchanging!!!! Jesus Christ I’m so fucking pissed, how the fuck do I do this problem with no one to help. I don’t even know where to start.