Goat Knockers

I post things I like, personal things and just whatever. Chemical Engineering student at The Ohio State University. Jana btw :)

Carbon settles down for some reading before bedtime :) bby kitty!

Chop off your beard and send it to me in the mail.
motherfuckerofpurl motherfuckerofpurl Said:

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nudityandnerdery:

blueandbluer:

mar-see-ah:

When I selected this (excellent) brie for tonight’s cheese plate I wasn’t expecting it to be so dramatic.

Damn. My cheese has never recited the bard at me. I feel left out.

Didn’t you know you needed culture to make cheese?

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

How do you sharpen it is the real question here…

You draw a sharpener, duh!

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mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

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crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

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